Crap on the walls? You bet!
For reasons beyond our control, RP and I haven’t been to Chili’s for 2 consecutive weeks. For those of you who don’t know, FajitaMonday got its name from our weekly beef-consuming shenanigans.At this point I’m sure the wait staff is missing us, celebrating, or wondering what we’re doing. Perhaps they felt we were doing intensive market research to open our own chain of crap-on-the-walls, region-themed restaurants. Texas (Roadhouse), Chicago (Unos), and even more exotic locals like Australia (Outback), Italy (Olive Garden) and the Canadian Rockies (Bugaboo Creek) are represented in American chain restaurants. Below is a list of unused, regionally themed restaurant ideas.
- Alabamarama - Everything from delicious possum burgers to possum shakes.
- Detroit Drive-In - Dumpster diving delicacies! Deliciously discarded desserts!
- Garden State Garage - Adorned with pictures of “The Boss” and people not pumping their own gas, the GSG serves many varieties of American food, all of which taste a little like sulfur.
- Bill Buckner’s Bar and Grille - Get the turkey dinner for 2 - two big turkey legs with a ball of mashed potatoes and gravy in the middle, only $19.86!
- Dmitri O’Hoolihanski’s - Bringing you the best in Irish/Russian fusion cuisine.
- Bobby Flay’s Throwdown: The Restaurant - A giant, animatronic Bobby Flay greets customers at the door, telling them how inferior they are. Enjoy a menu of bastardized regional favorites.
- Shakers - This California themed restaurant includes occasional IOUs instead of dinner, and mandatory earthquakes every 45 minutes.
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mashthekeys
2 years ago
