- Daily Sizzle: Jon Cryer made my head explode.

Daily Sizzle: Jon Cryer made my head explode.

The Daily Sizzle is where us here at FM, rant, rave, hate, and date pretty much anything we want.

Things I would watch instead of Two and Half Men:

A cat lick itself

Fox News

Parks and Recreation

a slaughterhouse security camera in the “dismemberment room”

a loop of a turntable needle scratching a blackboard with the tv at a very high volume.

Public Television

The infomercial with that 90 year old dude for his power juicer.

The truth often hurts, even when in jest.

RainnWilson: I don’t know what stings worse, losing the Emmy to Jon Cryer or losing both fantasy football games. Emmy, probably. (Via Twitter)

Last night the prime-time Emmy’s aired on CBS. Jon Cryer won best supporting actor for Two and a Half Men. No, I haven’t made a joke yet, stop laughing. No, seriously, he actually won for that trash compactor of a television program. I know what your thinking and no, NBC was not disqualified from the category. In fact, their dynamite tag team of 30 Rock and The Office had 3 men nominated in that very category. Tracy Morgan and Jack McBrayer both receiving well deserved nominations. I love 30 Rock. I would watch it instead of watching Two and a Half Men, which is probably why 30 Rock won Best Comedy Series later in the evening. You know what else I would watch instead of Two and a Half Men? Yes, anything, but also The Office. My favorite show of last season. Call it fanboydom but Rainn Wilson got ROBBED in this category. I’m sorry, since when does playing a character consistently amazing from season to season using an amazingly written script NOT get you an award?

This past season for Wilson’s character Dwight was a pleasure to watch, as has EVERY SEASON BEFORE IT. He is probably one of my favorite television characters of my generation. Dwight is a popular part of american culture at this moment. How many Jon Cryer jokes have been made into t-shirts? What would a John Cryer shirt even say?

Look at me, I’m a 40 year old who has trouble with “the ladies”, Laugh as I fall over this coffee table and disapprove of my womanizing brother

The Dwight character has been amazingly written and acted since Season 1. Who is Jon Cryer? He has become easily one of the most popular characters in televised comedy right now. Who the fuck is Jon Cryer? Rainn Wilson has over 1,400,000 followers on Twitter. Jon Cryer probably thinks Twitter is what birds do when they drink from a fountain. He also would ask if that was something from “the internets”. Did I ask if anyone knew who Jon Cryer is? We wish Rainn Wilson was a friend of Fajita Monday. Jon Cryer almost surpassed Claire Suddath on the list of Daily Sizzle’s Most Hated People.

And Lastly, WHO THE FUCK IS JON CRYER?

[Editorial Note: I know that complaining about American award shows can seem trite and overplayed but the moment I saw the winner of this category I was so overwhelmed with rage I had to express it to our fair Fajitamonday readership.]