February 18, 2009

Daily Sizzle: 25 things Claire Suddath should have thought about..

The newest and first feature of Fajitamonday is the Daily Sizzle. (Do
NOT count on seeing one everyday) The Daily Sizzle is where us here at FM, rant, rave, hate, and date pretty much anything we want.

Todays Sizzle: This awful article

I am nothing if not a reasonable man. When I first heard about this 25 things…thing. I did what any reasonable person would, said it was fucking stupid and that I wouldnt be caught dead wasting my time doing it. Then 2 weeks later I did it. Claire Suddath did the same thing, but unlike me, she works for a reputable news organization with resources to the likes I will never see nor do I deserve to have. Also, unlike me, she proceeded to tell the world about how much time everyone else was wasting by doing it. MAKING NO MENTION THAT SHE WORKS FOR FUCKING TIME MAGAZINE. I sent her a kind letter that read as follows;

Dear Claire-Bear,

Have you realized how much more time you have wasted than everyone else by publishing an article on time magazine about a Facebook fad? You have caused people who get paid to work for Time Magazine to waste their time as well. I hope you realize how much more at fault you are than everyone else.

Love and Kisses,

The Daily Sizzle

Ok, so that isan’t actually what I wrote in the letter, because I suprisingly wasn’t as upset about it as I am in recalling the whole situation. But you get the jist.

Daily Sizzle: 1 Claire Suddath: 0

by roninpowride

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